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WE ARE ELECTRIC PULSES

koni-and-her-chaos:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

AND RUINED EVERYTHING

studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

thegirlwithnonoise:

tforge13:

wordssetinstony:

tricksterkids:

cadegrey:

mjwatson:

i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

sometimes to the left

sometimes to the right

sometimes up

sometimes down

sometimes painful

sometimes not

depends

take it back now y’all

One hop this time

please don’t jump on my penis

well there goes my weekend plans.

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

dental hygiene tip: brush your teeth like you’re about to go and make out with natalie dormer

fun fact: i got the idea to make this post while i was at work. i then thought about kissing natalie dormer, got distracted, and walked into a shelf in front of like three people

  • me:

    i'm gonna live my life to the fullest!

  • me:

    watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row

petrichorpoetry:

harrypotterandthetardisofsecrets:

cumberbangers:

sspock:

sspock:

How many ears does Kirk have?

Three ears. The left ear, the right ear…

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and the final front ear

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I told this joke to my teacher who’s a huge Trekkie and he sighed so loudly and just shook his head in shame. 

YES

kinkydonuts:

gabite:

everything about shrek gets notes smh 

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Anna Kendrick Birthday Countdown

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one-two-whatsinthestew:

actual photo depiction of finals week at my school

glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

greatdarknoodleking:

adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story

kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too

"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"

have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’

realenoshima:

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COCK-A-DOODLE—

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do you think im sexy

queensamwise:

friendly reminder to please remember some self-care today!!! go drink a big glass of water!!!! watch something that will make you laugh!!! go to bed an extra hour early if you can!!! hug something soft. pet a dog. i love you

the-yolocaust:

when u hear your favorite band in public

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lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

lamelatios:

not being at comic con like